Grotesque!
Otto Blathy composed chess problems. But the ones he liked were a bit funny! The positions could never happen in a game, but they usually had a nice idea in them.
These gnarly positions are called grotesques.
Mr.B showed me this one many years ago: White to play and win! Black is moving down the board — well, that’s if they could move…
Puzzle 1
And I just found this one: White to play and win, again
Puzzle 2
So, they’re quite long, for a chess puzzle, but there is really just one idea to find — if you can!
Otto also holds a world record, for the longest solution to a chess problem. How long? Mate in 290! Surely that’s a draw under the 50-move rule? Well, actually no! But the solution is so long it broke my database… White could win if Black did something silly, like 1…Bb7, letting White make a new Queen. But Black has lots of other things to do! Well, we can wait…
Puzzle 3
Puzzle 1
Hints for Puzzle 1 (click-drag to select)
- If Black moves either Knight, White can checkmate with the Knight
- If White moves their Knight, Black can move a Knight without losing, and then the g-pawn, and then get the Queen out, and then White loses.
- At the moment, Black can only shuffle the Queen up and down.
- If White moves the King to a light square from the corner, Black can check with a Knight, and then hop back…
- So White can move Kg7, (Black goes Qh3), Kg6 (no …Ne4+ because of mate, so Black goes Qh4)… now what?
- It would be nice if White could go Kg6 when the Q is already on h4, then we would have …Qh3, Kxg5, Qh4+; Kxh4, then Black must move a Knight and lose.
- So can you lose a move with the King? Well, yes, but watch out that you don’t get checked!
Puzzle 2
Hints for Puzzle 2 (click-drag to select)
- Only the White Queen can move, and you can’t mate with Q alone
- You can chase the King around the board
- Maybe you can chase the King away from the action, and dash back to do… something!
- The something is… Qxh3! Then you have a passed pawn.
Puzzle 3
Hints for Puzzle 3
- Some puzzles are meant to be admired and not solved…

