Grotesque!

Otto Blathy composed chess problems. But the ones he liked were a bit funny! The positions could never happen in a game, but they usually had a nice idea in them.
These gnarly positions are called grotesques.

Mr.B showed me this one many years ago: White to play and win! Black is moving down the board — well, that’s if they could move…

Puzzle 1

Hints and answers

And I just found this one: White to play and win, again

Puzzle 2

So, they’re quite long, for a chess puzzle, but there is really just one idea to find — if you can!

Otto also holds a world record, for the longest solution to a chess problem. How long? Mate in 290! Surely that’s a draw under the 50-move rule? Well, actually no! But the solution is so long it broke my database… White could win if Black did something silly, like 1…Bb7, letting White make a new Queen. But Black has lots of other things to do! Well, we can wait…

Puzzle 3

Hints and answers

Puzzle 1

Hints for Puzzle 1 (click-drag to select)

Puzzle 2

Hints for Puzzle 2 (click-drag to select)

Puzzle 3

Hints for Puzzle 3

  1. Some puzzles are meant to be admired and not solved…

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